My Most Faithful Student - In all my time in this world, the many ponies I've met, and things I have experienced, Pinkie is by FAR the most unfathomable of them all. That said, she has a flank to die for, and a tongue to match! Your available-for-parties-if-Pinkie-throws-them-ist teacher, Princess Molestia
Ah, Pinkie Pie, so misunderstood...how you fill our lives with both confusion and entertainment with your charisma, startling intelligence every so often, and psychic powers!
Also, I would've thought Friendship should be a pretty dang high number (if it is a number...I don't know of any number system that uses words like that, though I'll admit letters can certainly stand for numbers. I'm willing to learn about any such system, though!), considering that Friendship = Magic and well, Magic is probably pretty dang high, perhaps even close to Infinity (yes I know that's not actually a number...).
RAINBOW DASH: Pinkie Pie, can you count to friendship, like, right now? PINKIE PIE: Zero, one, two, you, me, them, ten, hundred, thousand, one million, one milliard, one billion, one zillion, the entire universe, heart, star, horseshoe, "Buy McBurgers right now", your brother s' girlfriend s' cousin s' roommate s' goldfish s' boss s' mom s' face s' university s' president s' cat, almost friendship, friendship.